March 24, 2009

Jerk!

NOT my cat and NOT my bed - same idea, though!

Every morning he strikes like clockwork. I am unable to sleep until my alarm goes off because of this sly attack and am rather rudely awakened if you ask me. He begins from the bottom of the bed, burrows his way under the covers and makes a beeline straight for the top of the bed. He somehow manages to pull the ponytail holder out of my hair and then sticks his paws into the pillowcase and bangs on my head.

Who could it be? GRENADE of course. Why has he decided to do this? At first, I thought he must be hungry, thirsty or some voracious combination of the two but this morning, I discovered the REAL reason he wants me out of the bed so badly! After pestering me until I finally just got out of the bed, he turned around and WENT TO SLEEP in my place. What nerve! If this cat of mine was not so cute, I would have exiled him this morning.

I think I’m gonna make him get a job…what do you think? :)

10 comments:

Niki said...

My dog does something VERY similar! She paws at me and wines until I get up and feed her! The she goes right back to sleep! And this usually happens anytime from 4:30-6:00! She's nuts and I don't know how to make her stop doing it! Because if I ignore her she continues on and on and on!! I am glad I'm not the only one with a crazy pet:)

Imjustagirl said...

My boys do the same thing!

Channa, Oh its the Coachs Wife said...

That is really funny and clover! Ava, our dog, walks from side to side of our bed and then rest her head right next to my side until I tell her she can get on the bed. She knows if she bothers me enough I will let her up. Smart animals!!

Megan said...

my kitten does the SAME thing every.single.morning.like.clockwork between 5 and 6. she just swats at my face or hair...tries to get in my face until I'm up. and then once I'm up and making my coffee, I go to find her and where is she? in my bed, passed out.

Nessa said...

Awwww! Well thats actually sweet, my cat brought me a dead rat yesterday, nice.lol

Unknown said...

That is too funny! Sounds like Simba, my cat that I had to give away :(.

Gwen said...

So funny!!! I think you need a video of this!!! XOXO

Anonymous said...

Sweet Olive girl always wakes me up at either 3:50 or 4:50am. I hate the 4:50am ones because there's only 10 minutes left to sleep! Then by the time I'm out of the shower, both Popeye and Olive are snuggled in my spot and trying to snuggle with their daddy! Too cute! :)

Aubrey said...

That's sounds exactly like my cat. Actually he likes to sleep on my pillow so either I move or he sleeps on my head. Nice.

Ashley said...

This happens to me. My cats wake me up every morning!