July 16, 2009

Take Note


Note to the universe:

Please refrain from buying a Chevy Impala, Crown Victoria or any other car used as a police vehicle, especially in white unless you are indeed an officer of the law. Do you not realize that every other car on the road will mistake you as an approaching officer and immediately slow down?

There have been times that a whole herd of cars will drive under the speed limit because a white “police car” is speeding up behind them. Sure, it may look like a police vehicle from afar (causing that inevitable sinking, scared as hell feeling) but trust me when I say that your choice of rims and dark as night tint really give you away. You are no cop; you are a poser in a white 80’s model Crown Vic who wants people to THINK you are a cop. No bueno…

8 comments:

♥ H ♥ said...

OMG that happens all the time and I get so pissed when I realize it isn't a cop!!

Chic Runner said...

I totally agree with you! I feel like they shouldn't sell these cars!

sarah said...

i agree! plus they're really ugly cars.

d.a.r. said...

Amen!!!!

a H.I.T. said...

I've never seen this happen - too funny!

Lil' Woman said...

No really.
I despise those cars.

Jenn said...

HaHa, I agree!

Channa said...

HA HA, I see these on a regular bases! And I think the exact same thing. You are not cool because you are driving a crappy old police car! CRAZIES!!