July 27, 2009

No Shoes, No Shirt – No Service!


“Ladies” of Sugar Land, Texas:

Please refrain from grocery shopping in black triangle top bikinis and cut-off jean shorts.

Thanks,

AP

Not that this requires any explanation but for your enjoyment, I have decided to elaborate. Drew and I were at the grocery store this weekend and all was going well. We paid for our groceries and were walking back to the car when we saw the most hideous of sights.

To our horror, two young “ladies” (I use this term loosely) were strolling into the store with matching triangle top bikinis and cut-off jorts (jean shorts). You know the kind – the acid washed type that are so short that the pockets hang out the bottom and the butt cheeks hang out the back.

PLEASE NOTE: I do not live in the ghetto – not even close – so why they thought this was acceptable is beyond me. I am all for good self esteem but really??? If you look good in a bikini then by all means, wear one…at the pool, at the beach, NOT at the store. These girls merely thought they looked good – not so much.

Anyway, we got a good laugh out of it so I guess I shouldn’t complain!

Happy Monday!

12 comments:

Belle said...

Yuck! What is wrong with people!?

Piper Jacquelyn said...

Jaysus! People are super gross sometimes. I hate running errands without full makeup & a cute outfit. Ah well.

The New Black said...

Classy! There are always a few of these ladies wherever you go...as long as you're not one of them, you're good to go! :)

Alison said...

My husband and I were at Home Depot yesterday and we saw a lady there wearing the teeniest shorts I have ever seen! She was there with her husband and kids and the shorts were giving her a horrible wedgie! What is it about summer that makes people think those kinds of outfits are ok??? :)

Children of the 90s said...

Haha, Sugar Land is definitely not the ghetto, but that is pretty funny. I agree with you--if you're going to go out, put some clothes on.

♥ H ♥ said...

You're joking right?

Lil' Woman said...

lol...their just little hoochies, looking for attention! :)

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

ICK - this is only acceptable when you are at the beach, no other reason!

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